Screw you avengers

Spidey is all sad because he wasn't in the avengers. "Screw you avengers and marvel I'm going to DC"
Well that's it spiderman is officially a DC character so... screw you stan lee?

Marvel

This awesome towel is going to be my next gym towel. You jelly much? Why the hell isn't Spiderman in the avengers?  Yes I know he's not an original avenger but he's the best one. That's bull. Because of that I wont watch that stupid movie. I rather go watch the dictator tomorrow!